*** Comedians like Jay Leno keep us laughing with a ready quip!
From Denny: In the mood for some hilarious Jay Leno quotes? Hike on over to The Social Poets for this week's Cheeky Quote Day! segment. If ever there is a cheeky guy Jay Leno is rated at the top.
For 35 Jay Leno Quotes, Cheeky Quote Day 21 October 2009, go here.
Here's a trio sampling:
* A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on a shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
* In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word 'peace.' Right idea, wrong president. (George Bush was in office, not Bill Clinton.)
* Wait till these Enron guys find out that in prison, the term "Insider trading" has a whole new meaning.
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For 35 Jay Leno Quotes, Cheeky Quote Day 21 October 2009, go here.