These are some crazy recipes! Try fried Coke - now how do you fry a liquid was my first thought? Then there are Bacon Cinnamon Rolls, McNugget-tinis (vodka and McDonald's chocolate milk shake with fried battered chicken nuggets only as a garnish, whew!), Mac 'n' Cheese layered into your meatloaf (which actually looks kinda pretty) and an Elvis Presley donut - peanut butter frosted and garnished with sliced bananas and slices of bacon on top. To qualify as "why you're fat" category a recipe has to be smothered in cheese, deep-fried or wrapped in bacon. There are a lot of bacon blogs out there, folks! And we wonder why America is fat!
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If you are game - and crazy enough - to make these recipes, enjoy!
Bacon cinnamon rolls
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 1 container bacon strips
• 1 container cream cheese
• 1 roll ready-to-cook cinnamon rolls
DIRECTIONS
Cook the bacon in a pan until one side is mostly done, but not fully cooked through. Dry the bacon of grease, then slather the mostly cooked side of the bacon with cream cheese.
Unroll the cinnamon rolls on a hard surface. Place the cream cheese-slathered bacon onto the unrolled cinnamon rolls. Roll the cinnamon rolls back up with the cream cheese bacon inside.
Place the rolls on a nonstick baking sheet and bake for 17-20 minutes at 350 degrees. Remove from oven and top with icing provided in the cinnamon roll packaging.
Deep-fried Coke
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 2 eggs
• 1 1/2 cups Coke
• Whipped cream
• Maraschino cherries
DIRECTIONS
Mix together flour and baking powder. Add eggs and Coke and mix until a batter is formed. Pour 1/3 cup batter into a funnel, dropper or turkey baster and pour into a skillet filled with oil. Fry for a minute on each side.
Serve warm, garnished with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry.
Bacon mac and cheese meatloaf
(Italian grandmothers must be rolling over in their graves...)
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 2 eggs
• 2 slices wheat bread, crumbled
• 2 tablespoons ketchup
• 1 large garlic clove, minced
• 2 tablespoon parsley, minced
• Worcestershire sauce to taste
• Cayenne pepper to taste
• Salt to taste
• Black pepper to taste
• 1 1/4 cups onion, sliced
• 10 strips of bacon
• Premade macaroni and cheese
DIRECTIONS
Mix ground chuck, eggs, bread, ketchup, garlic, parsley, Worcestershire sauce, cayenne pepper, salt and black pepper with hands in a large bowl.
Meanwhile, sweat onion until translucent but not brown. Allow onions to cool, then add to meat mixture. Cover bowl with plastic wrap and move to refrigerator.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Lay bacon across the width of a loaf pan. Press a layer of meat into the bottom of the pan, on top of the bacon. This layer should fill exactly one third of the loaf pan.
Scoop some of the macaroni and cheese into the loaf pan, making sure to press out any air bubbles. This layer should also fill one third of the loaf pan.
Form a slab of meat in the approximate size and shape of the remaining one third of the loaf pan. Transfer the slab to the loaf pan. Add or remove meat as necessary to ensure a snug fit.
Fold strips of bacon back over the top of the meatloaf. Roast until internal temperature reaches 160 degrees.
Elvis donut
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• Glazed donut
• Peanut butter
• 3 to 4 slices of banana
• Bacon strips
DIRECTIONS
This is a peanut butter glazed donut topped with bananas and bacon.
Make some extra crispy bacon, and let cool to room temperature.
In a shallow pan heat up a peanut butter of your choice in the microwave for 30-45 seconds.
Dip one side of the glazed donut in the peanut butter.
Top the donut with 3-4 slices of banana.
Lay the bacon on top in an 'X' or chop it up and top. Lady's choice!
McNuggetini
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 1 bottle vanilla vodka
• 1 large McDonald
• 1 container McDonald
• 2 Chicken McNuggets
DIRECTIONS
Mix 3-4 shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonald's chocolate milkshake. Rim each martini glass with McDonald's barbecue sauce and pour the milkshake and vodka mixture into the glass.
Garnish each with one McNugget.
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