Funny Comfort Food Story

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From Denny: This is a delightful email that has made its rounds on the internet and deserves a home here in the comfort food world! Feel free to send this around to your friends and social sites! Pass it forward for others to enjoy and get a smile.

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How to Best Enjoy Your Life

One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old 'blue hair' about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Mae who said, 'Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate.'

I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast.

'Along with heated apple pie,' Mae added, completely unabashed.

We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time.

But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine.
I couldn't take my eyes off Mae as her pie a-la-mode went down.
The other ladies showed dismay. They ate their lunches silently and frowned.

The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae.

I lunched on white meat tuna. She ordered a parfait.

I smiled. She asked if she amused me.

I answered, 'Yes, you do, but also you confuse me.

How come you order rich desserts, while I feel I must be sensible?

She laughed and said, with wanton mirth, 'I'm tasting all that is Possible.

I try to eat the food I need, and do the things I should.
But life's so short, my friend, I hate missing out on something good.

This year I realized how old I was. (She grinned) I haven't been this old before.'

'So, before I die, I've got to try those things that for years I had ignored.

I haven't smelled all the flowers yet. There are too many books I haven't read. There's more fudge sundaes to wolf down and kites to be flown overhead.

There are many malls I haven't shopped. I've not laughed at all the jokes.

I've missed a lot of Broadway hits and potato chips and cokes.

I want to wade again in water and feel ocean spray on my face.

I want to sit in a country church once more and thank God for His grace.

I want peanut butter every day spread on my morning toast.

I want un-timed long distance calls to the folks I love the most.

I haven't cried at all the movies yet, or walked in the morning rain.

I need to feel wind in my hair. I want to fall in love again.

So, if I choose to have dessert, instead of having dinner,
then should I die before night fall, I'd say I died a winner,
because I missed out on nothing. I filled my heart's desire.
I had that final chocolate mousse before my life expired.'

With that, I called the waitress over... 'I've changed my mind, ' I said. 'I want what she is having, only add some more whipped cream!'

This is my gift to you - We need an annual Friends Day! If you get this twice, then you have more than one friend. Live well, love much & laugh often - Be happy.

SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS including me if I'm lucky enough to be counted among them.

Be mindful that happiness isn't based on possessions, power, or prestige, but on relationships with people we love and respect. Remember that while money talks, CHOCOLATE and COMFORT FOOD SINGS!

From Denny: Go forth and share some comfort food love - and have a yummy chocolate sundae on me! Have a good weekend!

Recipe: Black Bottom Pie

From Denny: Now here's a favorite in Southern homes! The calories are a lot less than most desserts that chefs are making in their restaurants. Chef desserts run in the 600 - 900 calorie range whereas this little gem comes in at 332 for a generous slice. Give this classic a try! The description is awesome!

From: Atlanta Journal-Constitution

"Elizabeth Wilson, an Atlanta-born writer who lives in Stone Mountain, says she got this recipe from her mother, who said that she got it 50 years ago from a Dobbs House Restaurant. Atlanta cooking teacher Virginia Willis, who tested the recipe, says: "The chocolate layer, or black bottom, is very similar to a firm ganache, normally made from heavy cream and chocolate. . . It's rich, thick and slightly dense. The rum-flavored layer is spongy and light, and not very sweet. The combination, especially with the pillow-soft layer of whipped cream, is not only visually stunning, but a textural explosion in the mouth."

Hands on time: 30 minutes
Total time: 1 hour and 30 minutes
Serves: 2 (9-inch) pies, 6 to 8 slices each

Ingredients:

1 cup granulated sugar, divided

1/4 teaspoon fine-grain salt

2 tablespoons cornstarch

3 large eggs, separated (see note)

2 cups whole milk

5 ounces unsweetened chocolate, finely chopped

1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

2 prebaked pie crusts or chocolate cookie crusts

1/4 cup cold water

1 1/2 envelopes (about 3 3/4 teaspoons) unflavored gelatin

1/2 teaspoon dark rum or rum-flavored extract

1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar

1 cup heavy cream, well-chilled

Sifted cocoa, grated chocolate or cacao nibs, for garnish


Instructions:

Combine 1/2 cup sugar, salt and cornstarch in a medium saucepan. Add yolks and whisk well to combine. Slowly whisk in milk and stir to combine. Place over medium-high heat and cook, whisking constantly, until mixture comes to a rolling boil and thickens, about 5 minutes.

Place the chocolate in the top of a double boiler and cook, stirring occasionally with a dry wooden spoon, until melted and smooth, about 5 minutes.

Once the cornstarch mixture thickens, pour half into the melted chocolate. Stir to combine and add vanilla. Divide mixture between the 2 prepared pie crusts; set aside. This forms the black bottom layer.

Place the water in a liquid measuring cup. Add the gelatin and stir to combine. Add this mixture to the remaining cornstarch mixture and stir to combine. Add rum or rum extract and stir to combine. Set aside for 8 to 10 minutes until the mixture just starts to set, or congeal.

Place the egg whites and cream of tartar in the bowl of a mixer fitted with the whisk attachment. With the machine on medium-high speed, whip the egg whites until foamy. Increase the speed to high, and continue beating until soft peaks form. Slowly, steadily add the remaining 1/2 cup sugar and beat until stiff peaks form.

Take about 1/3 of the beaten whites and add to the rum-flavored mixture and stir well to combine. Pour that lightened mixture over the whites and fold to combine. Once the mixture is smooth, pour the rum-flavored mixture over the chocolate bottoms in the pie crusts. Refrigerate to set, at least 1 hour.

While the pies are chilling, place a clean mixing bowl and whisk attachment in the refrigerator. When ready to serve, making sure the cream and equipment are well-chilled, place the bowl on a mixer fitted with the chilled whisk attachment. Whip the heavy cream to soft peaks. Top the set pies with the whipped cream and serve. Garnish with cocoa, chocolate or cacao nibs, as desired.

Note: To avoid the very small risk of bacteria contamination posed by raw egg whites, use 2/3 cup pure liquid pasteurized egg whites instead.

Nutrition:

Per serving (based on 6): 332 calories (percent of calories from fat, 51), 5 grams protein, 38 grams carbohydrates, 2 grams fiber, 20 grams fat (7 grams saturated), 71 milligrams cholesterol, 234 milligrams sodium."