30 July 2009

Funny Cat Photos and Cat Joke: Cat Goes to Heaven





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Source: https://marinasjland.wordpress.com/2013/06/01/cat-cafe/


From Denny:  Relax and mellow out today with this funny joke and the zany photos. Found this over at Jokes.net, enjoy!  I don't know which is funnier:  the joke or the Tokoyo Cat Cafe photos!


Great Cat Massage - Source:  http://www.stripes.com/military-life/tokyo-an-order-of-fur-with-purr-on-the-side-1.222396


Black Cat Diva Cocktail Platter


Satirical black cat declares to the world her worth. Get an ego boost and a laugh.

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Cat Goes to Heaven

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to Heaven. Again, there is the Lord there to great them with the same offer. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got here?"

The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are the best!"



Source:  http://www.travelocafe.com/2013/01/japan-highlights-top-10-places-to-visit-in-tokyo.html




Funny Meooow Mug


Funny Meooow Mughttp://www.cafepress.com/dennylyongifts/9845714

Is your cat giving you "face" with this large meow and mugging you for treats?

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Source:  http://www.fashion-stylist.net/blog/2008/04/14/tokyos-cat-cafe-calico/



Funny Coffee Cats Coffee Ceramic Travel Mug


Funny Coffee Cats Coffee Ceramic Travel Mug http://www.cafepress.com/dennylyongifts/9845714


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Not ready for the world before your cup of joe? "Quit hissing, COFFEE's brewing!"

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Source:  http://avaxnews.net/touching/Cat_Cafes_Attract_People_In_Tokyo.html



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Source:  http://avaxnews.net/touching/Cat_Cafes_Attract_People_In_Tokyo.html




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Source:  http://untappedcities.com/2014/04/23/cute-cat-cafe-pops-up-in-nyc-catch-it-before-its-gone/



"We see the Light!" - Tokoyo Cat Cafe where customers can play with their favorite cat for $10






I Love My Psycho Kitty Mug


I Love My Psycho Kitty Mug http://www.cafepress.com/dennylyongifts/9845714

Love cats? Live with an animated kitty with an attitude? We love our pet friends.

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